Wednesday, April 25, 2012
HEY! DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE...
Did you know that Beyonce is the most beautiful woman in the world? It's true. I saw it on the morning news today; People magazine has named her the most beautiful woman in the world. Did you get that? In the world! I want to give kuddos to the staff of People magazine for this work. Can you imagine it? Sifting through the pictures of every woman in the world! How long does that take? Millions and millions of pictures to cull through. After this arduous process the team must then begin trimming down the list until finally arriving upon what? A top ten? A final four? I'm glad that I don't have to figure out who the world's most beautiful or "sexy" woman is for the calendar year 2012; the work must be "all consuming". If you serve on this team of experts then I suppose you have to be sequestered for some length of time because you only have a few months to complete your assignment. I remember just recently that another publication picked the most beautiful woman ever! Like, starting with Eve and working down to Jennifer Anniston! I would not want this job!
I wonder what criteria they are using here. Maybe I'll Google it and find out. Hair color might be a factor along with the number of visible blemishes. Judging from the list, it would also appear that some level of fame/fortune is necessary as well. Movie stars, recording artists, and swimsuit models dominate the field so it stands to reason that this makes the culling much easier...just throw out the women who aren't rich, famous, or otherwise worthy of big time notoriety and I guess it eliminates about 3/4 of the women in the world. You have to start somewhere right? I've also noticed that your wardrobe helps. If you typically show up in public places with the kind of outfit that leaves very little to the imagination then you are going to move to the top of the list. After all, since the judges can see most everything it gives them a much better impression as to how beautiful you really are. Kate Upton? Top of the list! Angelina Joile? A shoe in after that dress she had on the other night! Lady Gaga? Obviously trying to get the votes!
So, I salute the folks at People Magazine for their work. I must say that if you decide to have a "most beautiful woman in the world" award that you are setting yourself up for quite a task. I just have to stay this to you though. Based on the obvious criteria, there will be a few women that get tossed out year after year. They will not get past the first cut. Maybe you could consider them please?
Elizabeth Edwards (deceased, yet worthy of consideration)
Susan G. Komen
Ellen Besson (my wife)
Carol Young (my mother)
Start with those. If you don't know the names then you can look them up. Call me if you need further info in regards to the last 2 on the list. You'll need to block out some time if you choose to contact me about them because they're beauty goes far beyond what you'll see on the outside.
From a grateful reader...